Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Obviously one of the top 5 best commercials in the history of commercials that are based around bbq and smooth rnb grooves. The guy's reaction at the :32 mark is fantastic. I'm booking my ticket to Oklahoma right now.
*blatantly stolen from Phonte's Twitter page.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Listen, I get it babies are cute and people like cute things. So if you have babies do things that grown people normally do that would be especially cute. But Evian it doesn't work like that and you are so so wrong. This is terrible, it's scary and horrible and every synonym that means DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THIS.
"Reign Over Me" starring Adam Sandler and Don Cheadle is a touching movie about loss, grief, and how people interact when faced with adversity. Ugh, punch me in the fucking face for typing that. But that's really what the movie is about. You know, in actuality it wasn't that bad. I'm a sucker for the emotional comedomelodrama's (it's a word, look it up). Sandler gives a pretty awesome performance and actually outshines Cheadle. Cheadle does most of the heavy lifting and should be commended for that but Sandler definitely pulls an oopty-oop (also a word) and one-ups Cheadle. All-in-all I liked this film. Good review? Great review.
Official Hard Peaches Rating: 6.8/10
Since I watch so many random (and usually terrible) movies that I doubt most people would have any interest in I've decided to make the Movie Review That No One Cares About a feature. Deal with it.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
While watching this video of people doing things the fastest in the world (ladies, you know I got one of those records, hey-ooooo) I immediately noticed the music. What is it you ask me? Well it's obviously the music that plays when you fight Gilgamesh in Final Fantasy V. So yes, I'm a huge nerd.
Monday, July 13, 2009
This seemingly innocuous video of two news anchors commenting on some video of a squirrel with a yogurt cup stuck on its' head could be considered cute and absurd. I for one, think this clip could be the single most important video for the furthering of inter-species communications in the history of history. The lady newsman drops it casually but she lets on that she knows A) of an existence of a squirrel language B) that given the scenario this squirrel said "thank you" in the aforementioned squirrel language. There is no C). Scientists need to take this woman and study her in the name of science for the benefit of humankind. And Squirrelkind.
Bruno. Hmmm. Do you like penis? If you like penis you will love this movie. Personally I only like one penis and that's my own. We get along great. However, despite the abundant amount of cock and balls Bruno is a pretty solid movie (pun maybe not intended?). There are some genuinely hilarious parts (the terrorist interview, the middle-east summit, the fake talk-show with his African baby) and there are definitely some parts where you don't want to look at the screen. Bruno falls somewhere in between a really funny awesome movie and something I don't think I'll ever see again.
Official Hard Peaches rating: 6.5