Hard Peaches: Blog of Awesome
Friday, January 30, 2009
The Sarcastic Clapping Family
Sorry for the quality but this is one of the best SNL sketches of all time. Sometimes I just sarcastically clap at my friends. It's a great way to alienate people and make them think you're an asshole.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Superbowl XLIII/Puppy Bowl V
The Superbowl kicks off this Sunday which I all know we're super jazzed up for. I defy you to find a blog that uses the words Superbowl and jazzed up in the same sentence. That's why I get paid the big bucks. Anyways, this years Superbowl pits the Pittsburgh Steelers (see what I did there?) against the Arizona Cardinals. Let me break this down for you. The Steelers have a ruthless defense with the league's Defensive MVP, a QB who has already won a championship and an excellent headcoach. The Cardinals have perhaps the games' best receiver in Larry Fitzgerald and God on their side (see: Kurt Warner). Tough call. But in my book Great Defense > God. Therefore, I like the Steelers by a score of 27-19. It won't be as close as that score indicates, Arizona will score a bullshit TD late in the game.
For those who aren't avid football fans let me direct your attention to the wonder that is the Puppy Bowl. The Puppy Bowl is amazing. It's basically 12 hours of continuous footage of puppies running around in a little play thing. It's awesome. Also don't forget the Kitty Halftime show. Here are the starting lineups for Puppy Bowl V. There's no real way to win the Puppy Bowl but if there was my money would be on Charlie Brown the 9 week old Doberman Mix. FTW!
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
WTF: Part 435206
It's a rap tune everybody! A few notes. The bassist is incredible. Why does the lead singer sing like Vincent Price? And what the hell is going on with the black chick's eyes? And did she just tell me to go down on brussel sprouts?
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Valentine's Day Looms
Just in case any of you are planning on getting me a Valentine's gift I would like the VCR, chainsaw, and a car please.
You would think the chainsaw/power tools guy would be the best. What with his crazy beard and shades. But there is no way he's beating VCR/Guns/Title Loans guy. He's giving 110% in this commercial. Way to be guy, way to be.
Picture of the Day
Just remember this picture next time you put up those sexy bikini pictures ladies. Facebook: helping creepy reclusive loners masturbate since 2004.
Monday, January 26, 2009
The Most Disturbing Music Video Of All Time...Ever
This seems like a very specific target demographic if you ask me.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Lost Recap
A new season of Lost began last night. Rather than try to even attempt a legitimate recap let me just say that it's becoming completely apparent that the creators and writers of Lost are intentionally fucking with us all. Time travel, ghosts, people dying who aren't dead, people who are alive who are supposed to be dead it just makes no sense. Either way, I'm on board. Can't get off this ride now, I'm in too deep. Incidentally, I tried to watch this show with a bunch of avid Lost viewers and a couple of people who had never seen the show. Huge mistake. Like, I don't want to hate you for asking questions that are fair because you've never seen the show but for real, shut the fuck up. I kept having to go back and rewind over and over again because of the constant yapping. This season should be pretty good, but I will say that the season premiere didn't completely satisfy my huge Lost boner.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Madam Isn't Home Right Now
Again, how are these videos getting made? She's just a bitter woman with too much time on her hands right? She wants to bill people for mis-dialing? She does seems like a woman who knows what she wants though. Listen, if she talks in that British accent in bed all I'm saying is I wouldn't not hit it.
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