Hard Peaches Throwback

Ever wonder how Hard Peaches got started?  No?  Well eff you and take a look with a trip down memory avenue:

Hard Peaches Throwback

Worst Explanation Of Anything Ever

Yeah, no, no, that totally makes sense.  Thanks for clearing that up guy.  This is a real "help" video by the way.

Welcome (Back)

I'm back baby!  Yes, I took a little hiatus.  Yes, all of you missed the hell out of me.  I'm sorry we had that little fight baby but we'll make up for lost time.  Anyways, the blog is back.  I have some cool features I'm gonna unroll the next few days/weeks/decades so stay tuned.  If you're new to the blog feel free to check the archives.  Here's a link to the first post I ever made on here.  It's all the way from 2008, totally rad right?

What He Said

Well put newsman, well put.

Video Dating Is The Future 30 Years Ago

District 9

A couple of months ago I saw a sign like the one above plastered on a building in the LES. I had no idea what it meant but I assumed we were just harboring aliens somewhere. No biggie. Much to my surprise it was a promotional advertisement for the movie "District 9." "District 9" by the way is a pretty shitty movie. It's shot cool it looks cool and then the aliens and some dude start becoming buddies and it's like hey guys you had a cool concept on your hands you don't have to do literally everything in your power to make it terrible. But they did and so this is the movie we get. I'd say skip it if you want to save 2 hours of life.

Official Hard Peaches rating: 4/10

Heavy Stuff

You know when you lift something really heavy up and then you go and try to get a drink of water in a glass and you completely misjudge the weight of the glass and spill water on yourself? That's bullshit.

Picture of the Day

Egyptian bust carved between 1550 BC and 1050 BC. Michael Jackson obviously had a time machine. This is of a woman by the way.

Very Important Question

Get 'em buddy!

Mr. Spriggs BBQ Seems Pretty Pretty Cool

Obviously one of the top 5 best commercials in the history of commercials that are based around bbq and smooth rnb grooves. The guy's reaction at the :32 mark is fantastic. I'm booking my ticket to Oklahoma right now.



*blatantly stolen from Phonte's Twitter page.

Wish These People A Happy Birthday

Gisele Bundchen



Stephen Strasburg

Vitamin C

Picture of the Day

I can't figure out what it means either.

We've Gone Too Far

Listen, I get it babies are cute and people like cute things. So if you have babies do things that grown people normally do that would be especially cute. But Evian it doesn't work like that and you are so so wrong. This is terrible, it's scary and horrible and every synonym that means DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THIS.