Best Campaign Ad In The History Of Campaign Ads

What is it about this campaign ad that puts it above the rest? Is it the clear and erudite manner in which Mr. Basil Marceaux conveys his political aspirations? Is it his constant swaying and gyrations that raise him to the lofty echelons of political supremacy? Could it be his various political theories and aspirations such as Stopping Traffic Stops? Is it just one of this things alone? Nay, I say. Nay. It is Basil Marceaux the man. His quiet confidence, his disdain for left-flying flags and his desire to accomplish all of his initiative in oh about a year. If everyone was more like Mr. Basil Marceaux (btw best name ever) the United States and the world at large would certainly be a better place. Well it would at least be a world with more vegetation in vacant lots.

Long story short I'm moving to Tennessee to vote for this guy. 

Worst Explanation Of Anything Ever

Yeah, no, no, that totally makes sense.  Thanks for clearing that up guy.  This is a real "help" video by the way.

What He Said

Well put newsman, well put.

Video Dating Is The Future 30 Years Ago

Very Important Question

Get 'em buddy!

Mr. Spriggs BBQ Seems Pretty Pretty Cool

Obviously one of the top 5 best commercials in the history of commercials that are based around bbq and smooth rnb grooves. The guy's reaction at the :32 mark is fantastic. I'm booking my ticket to Oklahoma right now.



*blatantly stolen from Phonte's Twitter page.

We've Gone Too Far

Listen, I get it babies are cute and people like cute things. So if you have babies do things that grown people normally do that would be especially cute. But Evian it doesn't work like that and you are so so wrong. This is terrible, it's scary and horrible and every synonym that means DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THIS.

I Am King Of The Nerds

While watching this video of people doing things the fastest in the world (ladies, you know I got one of those records, hey-ooooo) I immediately noticed the music. What is it you ask me? Well it's obviously the music that plays when you fight Gilgamesh in Final Fantasy V. So yes, I'm a huge nerd.

This Lady Speaks Squirrel

This seemingly innocuous video of two news anchors commenting on some video of a squirrel with a yogurt cup stuck on its' head could be considered cute and absurd. I for one, think this clip could be the single most important video for the furthering of inter-species communications in the history of history. The lady newsman drops it casually but she lets on that she knows A) of an existence of a squirrel language B) that given the scenario this squirrel said "thank you" in the aforementioned squirrel language. There is no C). Scientists need to take this woman and study her in the name of science for the benefit of humankind. And Squirrelkind.

Bollywood He-Man

We can all die happy now. Also, note I'll be at the beach the next few days enjoying life more than you. Happy 4th to everybody!

Set and Setting

They (and I) say the most important things when you're embarking on a hallucinogenic voyage is set and setting. I think it's safe to say tent outside of parking lot is not the best setting. In terms of setting having a douchebag outside your tent saying you can't handle the acid you took definitely follows in the not so good category. In fairness she did have some words of wisdom with the "sex, sex, baby baby, die die boom boom." Truth.

Gooby Is Real. Very, Very Real

Looks like a winner. Altough, I guarantee it's still better than "Knowing."

Your 3 Guys Dancing Oddly To Ocarina Of Time of the Day (PAUSE)

This is not gay. This is hilarious. If you don't enjoy the "Ocarina of Time" music then just do yourself a favor and never come to this blog again.

These Cats Are Totally Like A Metaphor For Legalization...Man

This is why I'm against legalization. Although they were pretty frisky and playful.

Note to Lady: You Are Not Maintaining Your Dignity

This may be the worst idea I've ever seen. Maybe if they used cartoon bears like the Charmin commercials it would have been a little more palatable (bad choice of words) but ummm, GROSS!

One Person Can Change The World

Or just get a bunch of drugged up hippies to start dancing. Either or.

Your Rodney Dangerfield of the Day

Such a beast.

Towels Are So Complicated

Finally, someone solved the age old problem of towels.

Your Innappropriate Of The Day

I could have titled this post Whore Training Part 1 but I didn't. Nice Mizzou shirt...

Stepbrothers Bonus Clips

Stepbrothers is one of my favorite movies of all time ever. Check out these bonus clips. If you don't know about how awesome this movie is you're totally cheating yourself.

Name Confusion

Fancy Sauce