Monday, February 23, 2009

For The Love Of Ray J Recap

Fuck. My main girl Caviar got voted off the show tonight. Too bad because she truly was a good chunk of the show's humor. She got busted tonight because mufuggin' Chicago Larry of all people ratted her out to Ray J. She tried to manipulate his mind sexually with a striptease earlier in the day but, alas, her efforts were in vain. You know, it's easy to blame Caviar in this situation but Chicago Larry totally played her. He was just manipulating Caviar which let's be honest doesn't seem that hard to do. Earlier in the show the girls split up into three groups and performed a Motown song. Unique fucked up even though she's supposedly such a great singer. That's gonna hurt her in the power rankings. Yeah I'm still doing those. Ray J and his dad picked the Blue team which was Cocktail, Cashmere and Lil Hood. Lil Hood is by far the worst. She should have been cut this week but Caviar/Chicago Larry totally saved her ass. Cashmere is OK she seems cool and probably a pretty real person but she's gotta make a statement. Ray J picked Cocktail for his special one on one date and he sang to her and it was weird but she cried. Cool. She's hot but takes so much maniacal joy in other people's failures it's weird. Anyways, in honor of Caviar's departure this weeks' profile will be dedicated to her, but first the power rankings:

Week 4 Power Ranking

1. Danger - Once again, she's slept with the dude. She owns him and she knows it.

2. Cocktail - The crying at his piano song scored some big points. She's also hot as hell.

3. Chardonnay - Wasn't really featured this week but she's smart and has shown she can bring the sexy too.

4. Cashmere - Playing up the mysterious thing or genuinely shy? Gotta show me something more.

5. Stacks - Sometimes she just gets lost in the shuffle. She's not done yet though.

6. Feisty - I feel like I'm unjustly putting her here. Also I'm pretty sure she has a face.

7. Unique - C'mon baby you just can't sing. It's alright just don't make that your one "thing."

8. Lil Hood - Tell me I'm wrong.


Profile of the Week


Caviar

Strengths:

-Exotic
-Hot
-Hilarious

Weaknesses:

-Very Stupid
-Already got kicked off the show

Breakdown:

Not much to say here other than she will be missed.

1 comment:

sexybeautyisme said...

CAVIAR... -A STUCK UP AND TOO F*KN TALL FOR RAY J.
RAY J... -SHORTEST CELEBRITY I'VE EVER SEEN AND NOT REALLY CUTE...