Singing Meat Patties Are Always A Good Thing

This is the video they used to show to the grill people at Wendy's back in the '80's. Now let's think about this objectively. You roll up to Wendy's in your DeLorean, moonwalk across the parking lot, chuckle as you remember that hilarious scene from yesterday's ALF episode and you walk into Wendy's. It's your first day on the job and, you know, you're not thrilled to be working at Wendy's but it's a decent hourly wage and you do what you gotta do to support your horrible Teddy Ruxpin obsession. So you walk in your first day and they show you this. Do you kill yourself right then or do you wait until you get home? That's the real question.