Valentine's Day Looms

Just in case any of you are planning on getting me a Valentine's gift I would like the VCR, chainsaw, and a car please.

You would think the chainsaw/power tools guy would be the best. What with his crazy beard and shades. But there is no way he's beating VCR/Guns/Title Loans guy. He's giving 110% in this commercial. Way to be guy, way to be.