Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Don't Mess With The Lohan
We all love Lindsay right? Sure she's got peanut butter skin and will probably run you off the road for some yip but at heart she's just a classy girl who wants some muff. Samantha Ronson has really helped this girl no? The Ronson magic apparently doesn't just apply to endearing Amy Winehouse to the general public but it also seems to make trashy starlets palatable. I'm actually not sure how I feel about Lohan. Her mother is a fame starved beeatch, her sister is on the road to whore island, and her dad is 2 notches above a homeless person. I kind of feel for her. Her faux lesbianism is actually pretty cool. Hopefully she doesn't leave SamRo hanging. I'm sorry for just writing SamRo by the way. This was also clearly just an elaborate excuse to show Lindsay's tits.
Official Hard Peaches Rating: 7.4/10