Tuesday, July 22, 2008
By the power of greyskull! When I was growing up I was obsessed with He-Man. I probably had about 200-250 toys plus all the castles and battle carriers and pretty much any other thing related to He-Man. I never really watched the show so I'm not sure why I loved it so much, but I did. Ironically the only character I never had was He-Man. Weird right? I had like 10 Skeletors and all of He-Man's buddies and foes but never He-Man. I guess that's a good thing because looking back on he-man it's unbelievable how gay he is. What the hell is he wearing? Not to mention there was a character named Ram Man. Right...I remember this one character called Moss Man. He was all furry and if you smelled him he smelled like Moss. I don't know why I thought that was so cool but at the time that blew my mind. My most hated character was the stupid little wizard guy Orko.
He was pretty much useless and never did anything to help out he was always getting in trouble. I know this because I used to religiously read the little comics that came with each He-Man toy. Fucking Orko always fucking shit up, useless. So in conclusion I was pretty nerdy as a kid and I haven't really ever been able to shake that.