No not that Chinese guy running around the ceiling with fire in his hands. The big news, some actual news. Of course I'm talking about the Dolphins signing Chad Pennington. Sure I used to hate old noodle arm but due to hard times, severe delusion or just a hard dose of reality I'm actually pretty happy about this. I mean, he's probably going to start. McCown is poop central, Beck isn't ready, and neither is Henne. I can't imagine he'll ever get the ball to Ginn downfield but whatever. Welcome to Miami Chad!