Awwww, it's over? I guess we'll just have to find some actual sports to watch now. In case you missed them here are some highlights from the Beijing Olympic games:
- Michael Phelps is better than you (8 golds in 8 events)
- China cheats with little girls in gymnastics
- If you get disqualified in Tae-kwan-do it is perfectly reasonable to kick the ref in the head
- Usain Bolt isn't not fast
- If they're showing any athletic event at 3:30 in the morning and I'm up, I will watch it
- United States is the best, excluding cheaters
- 90% of the Olympics should not be broadcast
- The opening ceremonies were cool but too long
- Ditto for the closing ceremonies
- China is going to take over the world within 75 years
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