Saturday, August 9, 2008

Things You'll Learn: I'm Shallow

Yeah yeah art and music and culture that's cool that's cool. You know what else is cool? Kim Kardashian. I mean sure she's just a dark-skinned clone of Paris Hilton, sex-tape and all, and sure she could potentially be the end of civilization as we know it. She's even fucking Reggie Bush (loser central) and just generally seems to be a horrible person. But there's something about her that I just can't put my finger in, on, on, I meant on! Hmmmm, what could it be? Oh yeah, maybe it's her ridiculously awesome ass. Yup that's it. So here fellas (and ladies) for your viewing pleasure I present at the top of many persons hate-fuck lists, Kim Kardashian.

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