Sunday, August 17, 2008
DOLPHINS WIN! DOLPHINS WIN!
Oh wait, what? It's only preseason and the games don't count? Fucking bullshit. Hold on let me mentally prepare myself for the reality that I'm posting about a preseason game...Ok, we're good. The Miami Dolphins beat the Jacksonville Jaguars last night 19-14 in the most thrilling preseason game ever played in the history of the world. Well not really but they did win. Chad Pennington looked solid going 5/6 for 55 yards. Ricky Williams was the star of the night rushing 10 times for 43 yards and a TD. God, Ricky is so good. I can't wait until he does a yoga backflip over a DB this year. Chad Henne also was solid going 17/26 for 133 yards. Rookie Dan Carpenter continues to impress hitting 4 field goals in 4 attempts with a 46 and a 44 yarder in there. What a beast. Does this mean the Dolphins are going to be good this year? No. But maybe they won't be horrible. One can only hope. Look at Tony Sparano praising the heavens.